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Borg Demotivational Poster


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Loregiver

fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!

WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us

TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am

Driving skills -

TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by neko

Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - We are Christians. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... Or burned.

OSAMA BIN LADIN - No wonder we can't catch him. All we have are stinkin Humvee's.



Teachers/The Borg -

TAGS: borg
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Sean

Lumps - August 5, 2008, 2:55 pm
written-up on 4/20 that explains it...
Les - June 13, 2008, 2:39 am
Resistance is futile- your a** will be laminated
Spike - April 30, 2008, 10:33 pm
Lucky you. Dudes a sheister. I'm the real deal. You'd a been lunchmeat.
Roamer - April 30, 2008, 10:10 pm
d***, my lawyer isn't answering. You win this round.
Spike - April 30, 2008, 10:05 pm
So I went a different way with this. Sue me.
Roamer - April 30, 2008, 9:51 pm
Sorry Spike, I've already posted a similar poster (see Ignorance, you'll know which one) so no originality points, but an A- for the unrelated reference

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile

TAGS: borg dark h** star trek queen
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by NightWatcher

MashiMashi - January 4, 2012, 1:16 pm
Sign me up for that a**imilation thang!

UTTER SADNESS - the feeling you get when you realise you'll NEVER own one of these

TAGS: lamborghini miura sadness realisation rnr
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by RnR

Bort - July 6, 2009, 7:53 pm
barockeva has a small p**** and is old to boot.
manicbranic - January 7, 2009, 3:14 pm
Lambos do everything better than Jags. And the fastest things on wheels are still cars.
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 12:19 pm
Manicbranic has a small p****. Now if this poster had a Jaguar XJ in it, then I would be more inclined to desire it.
Cars are for sissys - November 18, 2008, 10:50 am
Two wheels too many
manicbranic - November 18, 2008, 9:27 am
I wonder if any of the detractors of this pic have ever been sideways at 100mph on a track? I have. Nothing quite like it. These pedestrians can rant all they want. I know with surety that THEY dont know what the hell they're talking about.
Ford Taunus - November 7, 2008, 3:55 am
If your gonna name yourself after a car get it right eh?. The Miura is a beautiful car, if you cant see that it's you who has the disappointing life. Or maybe your a tree hugger..
Ford Taurus - November 6, 2008, 9:17 pm
superficial needs you have, a disappointing life you lead.
NrN - August 11, 2008, 7:03 am
Wtf?, something we agree on?
RnR - August 11, 2008, 4:19 am
LOL. However, this is not about p**** size.. it is about this being one of the most (if no THE most) beatifull cars ever made. And only a few 100 left. and priceless
Narutarded - August 10, 2008, 10:55 pm
BOUNDLESS JOY - The feeling you get when you realize that you do not want this car because you are not an INSECURE DOUCHE!!!


TAGS: wisdom elder lamborghini park fail
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Bolverk37782 - February 9, 2012, 12:51 pm
Size Twelve Ego, Size Four Soul!!:-)

6 MILLION DOLLAR DEER - We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster

TAGS: bionic deer cyborg peta
Rating: 4/5

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RetiredUSNChief - November 2, 2011, 4:26 pm
Heh! But not strong enough or fast enough to prevent it from being mounted on a pedestal, I see. Good one, though! :):)
440wakeup - November 1, 2011, 10:58 pm
Kinds wobbly isn'r he?.....I don't care what technology they put in a deer, they will never be chasing us into the cornfield like in the original planet of the APES.
mariand - November 1, 2011, 3:42 am
yup... and after that, he will hunt us


THE CAMO LAMBO - The Camoflage Lamborgini The most awesome military car EVER!

TAGS: camoflage lamborgini
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Koradan - November 25, 2009, 2:40 pm
I hate to break it to YOU.... who am I kidding, no I don't... IT'S A JOKE!!!!!
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:00 am
Hate to break it to you, but just coz its camo, don't mean its military

NOT FUNNY ENOUGH? - Mr. Cyber-Death-Teddy thinks differently!

TAGS: not funny enough bear cyborgs
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

shakemaster - July 26, 2010, 4:16 pm
No, it's just you.
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 12:14 pm
This is what we get for letting Cubby reproduce. The space-time continuum can't take that much amsome.
Cubbybear - July 26, 2010, 10:27 am
Thank god it's not a Cubbybear thing
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:50 am
your teddy is wrong


TAGS: lamborghini
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Rob7

Nimo - July 18, 2009, 10:48 pm
. . .and nobody cares.
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
As lame as a lambo limo is, I a**ure you that it can neither provide adequate sustained rain, birth control, a cure for aids... and certainly doesn't have the capacity to drop enough wheat, even if this one can Valmorphanize... which I doubt.

A CHILD'S IMAGINATION - Is SO much better than yours.

TAGS: dinosaur imagination lazer laser feet cyborg
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Durka

WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 7:55 am
d***, i wish i would've thought of laser toes,

Embarrassment -

TAGS: lamborghini tow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Sho - February 17, 2014, 2:13 pm
That's a Ferrari though
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 5:04 pm
Especially if it's Lemon Yellow!

Wheel Clamps -

Lamborghini gallardo superlegerra LP 640 -


TAGS: charlie borg
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by kahlong

Reality Lord - February 21, 2015, 7:41 am